hi i'm kiara and i'm really cool. i am currently running a *quality blog* (cue sparklies). i also speak JAPANESE BEAT THAT aaaand i have a better accent than you. (also there's this creepy girl called fiona following my blog now please someone help.) and i reblog the CUTEST THINGS EVER how do i manage it we just don't know. (About me written by Avoxism)
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revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

(via everything-is-sunshine)

theprophetchuck:

tdlballistic:

The Best of Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun

I love her rated-E for everyone phrases. We all know how much she wants to swear but can’t because it’s not in her programming.

She probably stabs marshmallows to relieve stress.

(via comicbooksftw)

traplordjinzo:

i mean yeah she cute but does she believe in the heart of the cards

(via comicbooksftw)

drinkmasturbatecry:

nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.





guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

BESLEEVE YOURSELF, STRUMPET

drinkmasturbatecry:

nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

image

guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

BESLEEVE YOURSELF, STRUMPET

(via comicbooksftw)

defusing:

do you ever just sigh because someone who you love lives so far away from you 

(via jasperdarling)

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

(via jasperdarling)

(via takoto)