Heather, you are basically the most kawaii person on the internet…wHAT NOWAY SFKHDSFGLSAJGHLS
Its true you are
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coulsonlaughingalonewithcards:
my dashboard at 1 am
my mind all the time
^^^
all day everyday
the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
Stop trying to make ratchet work! Ratchet will never work :D
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
If you ever thought that Martin Freeman WASN’T the best person alive, watch this video.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Every single time
