of course he didn’t say that!!!!
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

T for tender
he opens the door on the fucking hinges side
Oh, you thought this was gonna be a black and white depressing post, didn’t you?

demonsrunwhenthedoctorgoestowar:
NO WHAT DID I DO
I’M SORRY I AM SO SORRY
IM A MONSTER
DON’T BLAME ME I DIDN’T KNOW I SWEAR TO GOD
FUCK SAKE SHERLOCK
NOOOOO!!!!
Hello. I’m Kayla. On June 9th, I got in an argument with a member of Westboro Baptist Church outside of my states PrideFest regarding my lesbian mothers. This man (seen in the photograph) made the statement that all homosexuals are child molesters and rapists. I mentioned that both of my mothers have careers that are meant to help children, one is a special education teacher, and the other works at Sexual Assault Treatment Center. Once he heard that my mom works at SATC, he immediately scoffed and said “you’re mother is a whore, a bitch, and she’s the one who puts those kids in a treatment center for raped kids.”
And then that was the moment I decided to dump my entire camelback water bottle onto his head, megaphone, and ridiculously large religious sign.
(End note, the police officer across the street ignored the mans yells, and gave me a thumbs up)
There will never be a day where I don’t laugh over how I paused this video.I mean really.
Look at the curve of his spine. Look at his expression.
Wally, what the hell are you doing?
((liberated teenage male pose obvs))
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it so hard
now kiss
I CANT BREATH
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES????
THIS DESERVES THE NOTES OF EVERY SINGLE TUMBLRER EVEN IF YOURE NOT PART OF A FANDOM
“DIRECTIONERS, GET THE FUCKING GLITTER.” I AM CRYING OKAY THIS IS SO PERFECT.
THE BEST POST ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. OMG. ALL OF THE AWARDS.
I CANT TAKE THIS LITERALLY EVERY FANDOM JUST TEAMED UP THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL OMG
THIS IS PERFECTION RIGHT HERE



