hi i'm kiara and i'm really cool. i am currently running a *quality blog* (cue sparklies). i also speak JAPANESE BEAT THAT aaaand i have a better accent than you. (also there's this creepy girl called fiona following my blog now please someone help.) and i reblog the CUTEST THINGS EVER how do i manage it we just don't know. (About me written by Avoxism)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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8oo:

i went to japan but there were no subtitles

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  • dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

asian:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice

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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

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princess-peachie:

myersandbriggs:

transtrendad:

we should stop putting our mbti types in our abouts and use our seme/uke types as seen by semeuke.com

like does it matter if ur an esfj or istp when no one has any idea if you might be a chibi seme or a flaming uke

true.

I got “Innocent Uke”- asked my boyfriend to do it and he got “Opportunist Seme”. I make face of fear while he grins at me D:

ben-c:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

as an asexual person, i’m a little confused as to why you think this only applies to us. this applies to all people. no matter who you date, their level of comfort with physical contact will vary, and whether they’re ace or not it’s your job to establish a comfort zone

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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

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ironmasonkat:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

matociquala:

I did not see that coming.

awwww cute.. wait what

I’m dying for a cat :(

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